My reason for living.
No explanation needed.

Ever had anyone ask you if you regretted anything you had done? Wonder if God asked this guy that when he landed...

Publix - Where Shopping Is a Pleasure. You'd think we actually care when we ask you "How are you doing today?" Hah.

Too much of this going around...

Don't bother asking me why I am no longer in ROTC. (See above) (jk)

OAS AAS LLS

This is like, so totally true...heh.

Dilbert rules. The story of our lives.

Dave, EJ, Jesse, Eric and I - Corrupt Opportunistic Businessmen of America (COBA)

YOU put the DYS in Dysfunction.

What is wrong with the elite?

The reason we need USOB's like Eric.

"If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you."

Not gonna mention any names.

Boy, what a view from up here.

Why do more than what is necessary? Go un-noticed, and you may be overlooked.